Host Bios

	DogWomble ZWANCS token homo, and technological brains behind many of the inner workings of ZWANC as you hear it now. Because of a history of sub-par microphone quality in early ZWANC episodes, DogWomble has earned the reputation of having his microphone stuck places it doesn't belong. He also has a reputation of coming up with the most groan-worthy jokes on the show.
	Gimpieman The brains behind the whole thing. Well maybe not, but ZWANC started as a result of Gimpieman's idea, so we have this little shamallamadingdong to thank for being on the air. Officiallly, he is ZWANC's host and makes sure the show runs smoothly while we're on air. That also makes him responsible for getting us sidetracked.
	Kommando Kommando is a regular guest on ZWANC. So regular you could set your clock by him. We've now taken to calling him an unofficial co-host, and providing some much needed lulz. Loved for his voice, next time say hello to ZWANC"s source of some of the craziest ideas and chortle-worthy commentary.